Attention McMike: New Pageant Contestant

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04/02/2015 at 14:36 • Filed to: Batshit Babe

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Kinja'd!!! McMike > Jcarr
04/02/2015 at 15:04

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The Des Moines Register reports 25-year-old Jesse William Jeffries, who fled in nothing but shorts and shoes, was later arrested on a public intoxication charge.

A crash report notes the naked woman's eyes appeared bloodshot, but that she says she wasn't driving.

Bullshit. We all know no one was looking at her eyes.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > McMike
04/02/2015 at 15:16

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I'm disappointed the woman was not named so there can be a mugshot for the contest.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > McMike
04/02/2015 at 15:30

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"naked"

"shorts and shoes"

lies!


Kinja'd!!! McMike > MonkeePuzzle
04/02/2015 at 15:49

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I noticed that, too.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Funktheduck
04/02/2015 at 15:49

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Jesse William Jeffries


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > McMike
04/02/2015 at 15:58

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That's the guy in the couple. The woman is unnamed. The guy is the one in shorts and shoes. The naked woman fled and was caught.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Funktheduck
04/02/2015 at 16:22

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Shit, you're right. That one slipped by me.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > McMike
04/02/2015 at 16:32

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Yeah. I googled the name for a big shot to give you for the bracket and the same guy kept popping up. I reread the story and it clicked.