![]() 04/02/2015 at 14:36 • Filed to: Batshit Babe | ![]() | ![]() |
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The Des Moines Register reports 25-year-old Jesse William Jeffries, who fled in nothing but shorts and shoes, was later arrested on a public intoxication charge.
A crash report notes the naked woman's eyes appeared bloodshot, but that she says she wasn't driving.
Bullshit. We all know no one was looking at her eyes.
![]() 04/02/2015 at 15:16 |
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I'm disappointed the woman was not named so there can be a mugshot for the contest.
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"naked"
"shorts and shoes"
lies!
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I noticed that, too.
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Jesse William Jeffries
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That's the guy in the couple. The woman is unnamed. The guy is the one in shorts and shoes. The naked woman fled and was caught.
![]() 04/02/2015 at 16:22 |
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Shit, you're right. That one slipped by me.
![]() 04/02/2015 at 16:32 |
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Yeah. I googled the name for a big shot to give you for the bracket and the same guy kept popping up. I reread the story and it clicked.